One-Liner Challenge

This challenge was SO much fun to do! I want to thank the amazing Awkward Book Blogger for creating it and tagging me. Check out her blog; it’s awesome.

The idea is basically to write one-sentence summaries of some of your favourite books (well, I least I picked my favourite books) and also poke some fun at it. We don’t mean any harm to the stories (favourite books, remember?) it’s really just for fun!

Rules

1. Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
2.  Make a post of one-sentence summaries and/or roasts of at least five books.
3.  No spoilers!
4.  Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
5.  Challenge as many or as little people as you want!
6.  Have fun!

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A Court of Thorns and Roses, Sarah J. Maas.

Feyre is Belle, Tamlin is the hot Beast, and Rhysand is …
I don’t know who Rhys is but gimme more.

The Fault in Our Stars, John Green

Prepare to have your heart broken by the hottest one-legged, fake-smoker, virgin dude on this planet. ❤

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, J.K. Rowling

In this one, acid-hearted Dolores Umbridge turns Hogwarts into a Nazi camp and biggest wizard of history Albus Dumbledore does nothing about it.

They Both Die at the End, Adam Silver

SPOILER ALERT

The 100, Kass Morgan

When a hundred teenage criminals are set free on deserted planet Earth, things get dangerously out of han—oh wait, it’s all good, folks, they’re just making out.

 

Narnia Chronicles, C.S. Lewis

A book worshipped by parents—your kids will never want to get out of the wardrobe!

 

Scythe, Neil Schusterman

In a future so perfect nobody can die, Scythes could literally choose to kill only 200-year-old people really tired of living but it wouldn’t be as much fun as killing at random.

 

The Selection, Kiera Cass

So it’s like the Hunger Games but here the drawn tributes fight each other for the chance to marry the future King and it should be really girly and boring but OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I’M SUDDENLY 12 YEARS OLD.

 

Anna and the French Kiss, Stephanie Perkins

Mom, Dad, I HATE you for sending me to Paris for a year where I’ll get to visit the most romantic city of the world unchaperoned and drink even though I’m underage,
I HATE you!

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I TAG …

1. Reg, from shelatitude
2. Lisa, from thenotsosecretlifeofafangirl
3. Kayla, from kdrewkthebookworm
4. Jordan, from fridaysandbooks
5. Shannon, from captivatedbyfantasy
6. And anyone who wants to do this fun tag! 😀