This challenge was SO much fun to do! I want to thank the amazing Awkward Book Blogger for creating it and tagging me. Check out her blog; it’s awesome.
The idea is basically to write one-sentence summaries of some of your favourite books (well, I least I picked my favourite books) and also poke some fun at it. We don’t mean any harm to the stories (favourite books, remember?) it’s really just for fun!
Rules
- Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
- Make a post of one-sentence summaries and/or roasts of at least five books.
- No spoilers!
- Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
- Challenge as many or as little people as you want!
- Have fun!
A Court of Thorns and Roses, Sarah J. Maas.
Feyre is Belle, Tamlin is the hot Beast, and Rhysand is …
I don’t know who Rhys is but gimme more.
The Fault in Our Stars, John Green
Prepare to have your heart broken by the hottest one-legged, fake-smoker, virgin dude on this planet. ❤
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, J.K. Rowling
In this one, acid-hearted Dolores Umbridge turns Hogwarts into a Nazi camp and biggest wizard of history Albus Dumbledore does nothing about it.
They Both Die at the End, Adam Silver
SPOILER ALERT
The 100, Kass Morgan
When a hundred teenage criminals are set free on deserted planet Earth, things get dangerously out of han—oh wait, it’s all good, folks, they’re just making out.
Scythe, Neil Schusterman
In a future so perfect nobody can die, Scythes could literally choose to kill only 200-year-old people really tired of living but it wouldn’t be as much fun as killing at random.
The Selection, Kiera Cass
So it’s like the Hunger Games but here the drawn tributes fight each other for the chance to marry the future King and it should be really girly and boring but OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I’M SUDDENLY 12 YEARS OLD.
Anna and the French Kiss, Stephanie Perkins
Mom, Dad, I HATE you for sending me to Paris for a year where I’ll get to visit the most romantic city of the world unchaperoned and drink even though I’m underage,
I HATE you!
I TAG …
- Reg, from shelatitude
- Lisa, from thenotsosecretlifeofafangirl
- Kayla, from kdrewkthebookworm
- Jordan, from fridaysandbooks
- Shannon, from captivatedbyfantasy
- And anyone who wants to do this fun tag! 😀
Loved this! Your one-liner for Anna and the French Kiss and The 100 made me laugh so hard that there are some people giving me some strange looks XD
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Hahaha I’m glad to hear that! XD
It was so much fun to write! I was laughing on my own just coming up with the one-liners hahha
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Your ACOTAR summary is just perfection! LOL
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hehehe Rhys 💜
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The harry potter one made me laugh so hard.
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Yey! ahah 😀
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LMAO, the one-liner for “Scythe”… loved it 😀 😀 😀
Your sentence for “The Selection” has me interested enough to find and read it! Thanks! haha
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Hahah glad I made you laugh! 😀
Omg, I’m so glad I made you want to read one of those books with this post! hahah, it’s was hard to be funny + summarize the book without spoilers + make people want to read them! haha.
If you read The Selection let me know what you thought! 😀
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These made me laugh so hard😂
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Hahaha so glad to hear that 😄
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